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John

John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.
John makes you smile
by Skippy2021 November 9, 2021
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bisexual john

someone who claims to be gay but is just a zesty bisexual
liltheestallion is a bisexual john
by sometimes.jonas August 11, 2023
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John Day

John Day is a celebration that occurs every October 30th from 9:00 AM to midnight. This celebration tends to be celebrated by going out to eat in a group of 3-4 people including someone named John and pulling good-natured practical jokes on the John in your group. To those who celebrate John Day it is considered to be the most entertaining time of year.
I can't believe it's finally John Day! Where should we go for dinner?
by Dayman76 December 29, 2015
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John

A man who solicits prostitutes.
"I saw one of the working girls leave with her regular John."
by darkskyparadise888 April 28, 2023
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Sev John

Fresh and based rap/hip-hop/lofi artist just making it out the hood and onto streaming services with an album in the works..
Caidin: "Yo you heard the new Sev John song that dropped today?"
Dave: "No, who is that?"
Caidin: "You don't know who Sev John is? You're missing out!"
by roberttelos May 14, 2022
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Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome
Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you
by Gabbanga February 12, 2025
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John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump
"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"
by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016
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