louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

John

John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.

Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John!
Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny

by The chopped onion May 19, 2025

John Cena

Missionary position every single night

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead

by Bakerman14 August 27, 2021

John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy

John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

John Doe

The Roblox player who is not a bad guy but people believe he is and try to kill him with guns.But he soon turned into a hacker.

That man is being a John Doe.

by grim reaper reaper January 22, 2020

Johnely

johnely is an amazing friend. she’s always there for you, supports you, makes you laugh, gives you advice, she’s beautiful, she’s caring, she’s loyal, she’s perfect. she’s quiet but once you get to know her she’s really outgoing. johnely is so pretty. johnely can get mad fast but she doesn’t say anything, she just sucks it up and acts like everything is ok. she has a lot of friends but only a couple of close friends. she enjoys being with her friends. she’s an awkward person and gets nervous around a boy she likes. when she starts to like someone she really really really likes them. but she doesn’t let herself get to attached. johnely focuses on herself and always gets good grades. johnely is an amazing friend, daughter, student, and just an amazing person overall.

girl 1: hey are you friends with johnely?

girl 2: what kind of question is that? ofc I’m friends with johnely.

by kingnoahh November 19, 2023

John Murphy

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Murphy is fat!!

by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022