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Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.
He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.
by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025
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Solid butter

When someone is so fat that it's hard to penetrate their ass/pussy, they are known as "solid butter" because they're too thick to spread.
Person 1: Ayy man I heard you fucked that fat chick last night. How was she?

Person 2: She was no good. That bitch was a solid butter.

Person 1: You mean she's fat from eating lots of butter?

Person 2: No, she's a solid butter because she's too thick to spread.
by JustEnough June 4, 2023
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Monitor Butter

The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things
Me: Bro check out my monitor butter

Bro: ok
by YBPYT October 1, 2021
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Nerd Butter

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower
Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.
by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025
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Peanut Butter and Bitches

A word used when frustrated or angry.
"Hey Bob, someone stole yo dank."
"Aww Peanut Butter and Bitches!"
by Andr4w October 12, 2015
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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cunt believe its not butter

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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