Mom

Someone you will be there for you when ever you need ( especially girls ). She will love you for ever 😍

Daughter :Mom can we talk ....I'm pregnant

Mom : are you serious

by Bean 032027 October 10, 2018

Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018

Mom

that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life

Her: Hey Mom

Me: Son of a bitch!
Mom: Actually it's daughter of a bitch

by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018

ur mom

the person who says that to you thinks that you are gay

ur mom gay

by oh ok weirdo October 30, 2018

Your mom

a way to destroy everyone's career in two words

Friend:You look ugly
Me: Your mom🤣👌😎🔥

by 👌👌👌🍆 November 5, 2018

YOUR mom

Your mom

Your mom is gay

by Eat my ass you fucking butch . November 11, 2018

Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.

Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)

by HeyVsause February 20, 2019