Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.

Alex was cool as beans all summer long.

by El Toros May 22, 2021

Fuck beans

Beans that have been fermenting in the male buttocks for an extensive amount of time.

Yo bro can I have your fuck beans

by Beanboi123 March 12, 2019

Funny beans

A definition describing the situation of someone saying an awfully old or boring joke

Me: My brain hurts
Dan: U don't have one lol
Me: HAHAHA have you had funny beans for breakfast of what?

by Darius the dankus April 09, 2019

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 06, 2020

Merciless bean god

A person who is really good at:

Guitar
Bass Guitar
Discord Managing
Blender Animating
Minecraft Building
Minecraft Coding
First Person Shooters
Photographer
Editor
Multi-Tasking
Minecraft Server Names
Running Minecraft Servers
Beating Minecraft
Making Music
Making Memes
Spreading Memes
Making People Laugh
Eating Beans
Pretty Much Everything

Things He's Bad At:
Excepting the truth.

Person: "Ow My Ears Hurt!"
Person 2: "Ow who is that?"
Person 3: "MY EARS ARE BLEEDINNGGG"
Minekai007: "Don't worry, that's just Merciless bean god being himself again :facepalm:"

by Hosted287 November 06, 2020

Car bean dye ox hide

Car bean dye ox hide Is a term used to express a form of silliness by taking the molecule Carbon Dioxide, and separating it into words that may have no relation to carbon dioxide, but manage to sound like the word itself.

Hey, i heard that people like

To exhale Car bean dye ox hide.

by Car bean dye ox hide Man June 24, 2024

Bean nerf

Someone who's a cheap loser that nobody likes

dude1:Landon is a bean nerf
dude2: Ikr I hate him so much

by hillbillysoap June 07, 2018