Houmous and Pitta

Bourgeoise rhyming slang for anal intercourse with a posh bird.

"jocasta turned out to be a right dirty cow - she loves it up the houmous and pitta"

by SirHoundalot May 22, 2009

Filling the pitcher

The act of engaging a woman in sex with a penis of considerable girth, so as to fill her vagina.

"yo kevin, I filled carly's pitcher last night!"

"gonna be filling the pitcher with her later on"

by G. Darkness September 6, 2009

The Devil's Pitchfork

What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.

She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.

by Bottle Boiz December 2, 2009

Fan Page Pity Like

When a person clicks the 'like' button on an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page out of pity for the friend that created the page.

My buddy created an uber-gay Facebook Fan Page for his cat, Fluffy BunnyTaco. He blasted this page out to all of his friends in hopes that they will 'like' the page. Even though his page is uber-gay, I clicked on the 'like' button anyway out of pity. It was a total Fan Page Pity Like.

by abblaz88 November 29, 2010

Scoota Poota Pita

to ponder, or think of a situation; meant to be said rapidly

person1:hey what does that look like to you?
Person2: hmmmm Scoota Poota Pita!!!

by ujohn1, mhaynes8 April 25, 2011

American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014

5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch

"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"

by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014