Pussy Piss Baby

A pathetic person who sleeps too much and is ugle (typical male)
He is such a Pussy Piss Baby
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Shi-pissing

To shit and piss at once
MUM HELP I CANT STOP SHI-PISSING EVERYWHERE
by Khalifa westbrooke June 20, 2019
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Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.
Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'
by Savage creep December 13, 2022
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Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing
Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room
by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021
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Ubber Pissed

the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!
Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!
by momofthreeboys February 16, 2011
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A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
by MPPA June 15, 2024
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Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.
I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!
by Terradactill June 01, 2011
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