Blue Cheese

1. Cheese That Smells Like Ass!
2. Cheese Thats Blue

1. EW That Guys Eating Blue Cheese!
2. Holy Shit That Cheese Is Blue!

by Seagulls of Satan September 28, 2008

blue cheese surprise

when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge

Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.

by nitehock August 20, 2013

Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.

Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.

by i<3eg May 21, 2009

Coronavirus Blue balls

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.

Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.

by Shrek is love, Shrek is life March 31, 2020

Nightclub Blue Balls

This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.

Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"

by Krabooji September 25, 2012

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

blue haired lib

someone who doesn’t actually have blue hair i just lost an argument and that’s my only comeback also i probably haven’t gone outside or touched a woman and i’m a raging virgin who reads AO3 to simulate human contact

“that stupid blue haired liberal is trying to give ppl rights and morals

by plnetj September 3, 2021