Tits

Why kinda horny bastard is searching tits in the urban dictionary?

Person, who is probably horny: *searches tits in the urban dictionary*

by Bonkers.Bisexual August 1, 2019

Tit Whip

1. When you get hit in the face with breasts
2.a term for females who are either super big fans of Indiana Jones or dominant females in a BDSM relationship. Seen as derogatory.

1. So, I got tit whipped by Alex..
2. Jasp is such a tit whip.

by Satan's Anal Beads June 3, 2015

Zit tits

Small, underdeveloped breast on an adult woman

Sometimes due to hormonal conditions womens breast don't fully develop and stay in the "buds stage"

Very small boobs resembling over-stuffer zits

"I always wear chicken cutlets in tights shirts otherwise you can see my zit tits"

"I'm saving for a boobs job, because of PCOS I have these zit tits"

by Embarrassedonlive March 28, 2025

tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

tits

something i will never have

i have no tits

by mtfc.soph February 2, 2023

bitch tits

some sus ass kid whos name can vary from jon to ravi to of course bitch tits he can be a simp sometimes tho but its kool i guess

"aye u see jon over there?"
"nah nah u mean bitch tits"

by nick nuggets April 15, 2020