When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
Get the 25% fruit juicemug. by Pddlover100 May 10, 2021
Get the Juice Barmug. The last ounce or 1/2 ounce of an alcoholic beverage left in a drink. Bottom of the drink or backwash of a beverage. Scuzz.
by Hemrocker June 21, 2019
Get the Bum juicemug. noun. 1. Sparkles held together with male ejaculate. 2. an adult beverage spiked with male ejaculate and sparkles.
verb. To decorate the face of a person with sparkles held together with male ejaculate usually in the shape of a mustache, beard, eyebrows or monocle.
verb. To decorate the face of a person with sparkles held together with male ejaculate usually in the shape of a mustache, beard, eyebrows or monocle.
After Murray passed out, we fancy juiced a monocle on his face until he looked like a festive Monopoly man.
by FancyJuicer69 April 8, 2016
Get the fancy juicemug. Finding a clean restroom was like discovering an oasis, and releasing that relief juice was pure bliss.
by Kron-nakles December 29, 2023
Get the Relief juicemug. by Joe Mama Cooking December 13, 2019
Get the Juice Wrldmug. 