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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
mugGet the 25% fruit juicemug.

Juice Bar

A place you go to get juice.
I went to the juice bar, Jeff. Why do you keep following me?
by Pddlover100 May 10, 2021
mugGet the Juice Barmug.

Bum juice

The last ounce or 1/2 ounce of an alcoholic beverage left in a drink. Bottom of the drink or backwash of a beverage. Scuzz.
"are you going to drink that? Nah that shits bum juice.
by Hemrocker June 21, 2019
mugGet the Bum juicemug.

fancy juice

noun. 1. Sparkles held together with male ejaculate. 2. an adult beverage spiked with male ejaculate and sparkles.

verb. To decorate the face of a person with sparkles held together with male ejaculate usually in the shape of a mustache, beard, eyebrows or monocle.
After Murray passed out, we fancy juiced a monocle on his face until he looked like a festive Monopoly man.
by FancyJuicer69 April 8, 2016
mugGet the fancy juicemug.

testical juice

KELLY TESTICAL JUICE IS CUM.”
by klcums March 22, 2020
mugGet the testical juicemug.

Relief juice

When you take a giant shit and it rips your ass. Making you bleed as a result.
Finding a clean restroom was like discovering an oasis, and releasing that relief juice was pure bliss.
by Kron-nakles December 29, 2023
mugGet the Relief juicemug.

Juice Wrld

Has a seizure every time he gets snitched on, especially the pilot, poor juice wrld
by Joe Mama Cooking December 13, 2019
mugGet the Juice Wrldmug.

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