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satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy
My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)
by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025
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Satisfication

A state of psychological acceptance derived from choosing an option that meets minimum criteria for adequacy, rather than pursuing an ideal outcome. Often accompanied by a sense of calm, mundane relief, or practical closure.
Narrative: "It wasn't exactly what she was looking for, but it met her needs. That was enough for satisfication."

Speaking:
"I don't care what you think, his satisfication is paramount."
"...do you mean satisfaction?"
"What? The hell are you talking about?"
"Satisfication isn't a real word. I think you mean-"
"No, I mean 'satisfication.' If he feels satisfied, we've done too much."
"...ok then..."
by Bo L. Iterate May 22, 2025
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Satan's Butterfly

A cockroach, specifically palmetto bugs but can be applied to any cockroach that can fly. These are the butterflies no one admires.
"Oh my god, a Satan's Butterfly crawled out of the sink drain, kill it!"

"I've recently called over an exterminator to my house. I've been getting a lot of Satan's Butterflies in my house."
by ElliotTheFennekin May 28, 2025
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Satyamish

Staymish is a word which is used for describing something diabolical
The thing je said was so satyamish
by Neeeeptuneeee June 4, 2025
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Satyamish

Extremely wicked, cunning, or devilishly mischievous — often with a suspiciously charming smile. "Satyamish" behavior includes plotting world domination, stealing the last slice of pizza, or sending ‘K’ in reply to a paragraph.

Synonyms:
diabolical, devious, sneaky, mischievous, evilly adorable

Origin:
Coined from the mystical energy of all things dramatic, unpredictable, and slightly terrifying—but in a weirdly magnetic way.

Fun fact :- Some say if you whisper “Satyamish” three times in a mirror, your crush will start ignoring your texts immediately.
He is so satyamish
by Neeeeptuneeee June 4, 2025
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Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.
Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.
by Jammin876 June 8, 2025
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SATELLITE

the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don
CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?
by Wasauce July 4, 2025
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