Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

poops and laughter

Another way of "shits and giggles", just in case you decide to say it around your grandma and she doesn't approve of curse words.

Charlie: Hey Sarah, I believe your theory is right, but I'm just going to Google it anyways just for poops and laughter.

by denchr6 May 24, 2024

Butt poop

Poop

Hey did you just butt poop
Yes

by Me is cool I eeee October 16, 2020

Poop

poop is a long, brown/green line that comes outta your butthole

Hey! Poop is finally coming out of my butthole!!

by Ftytggtfsssfhj June 27, 2020

Poop

A great compliment for your boss, friends, or family!

You: Hello, boss! I just wanna say, you look like monkey poop

Boss: Wow! You get a raise!

by Mia the tall person October 1, 2019

Poop sacks

Where your poop is stored; in your butt cheeks. The more you sit, the mushier it gits.

I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.

by sci-isms January 8, 2024

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020