Poop n piss

Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.
(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)

Driver: "poop n piss!"
by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2024
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poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.
“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”
by Maester Winthrop November 04, 2020
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pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013
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Poop Pee Barf Beef

A Kind of Beef that makes you poop, pee, and barf, all at the same time.
Oh no! the dog ate some Poop Pee Barf Beef and he is barfing, pooping, and peeing!!!!!!!!!
by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 09, 2025
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Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef

it's a kind of beef that makes you Poop, Pee, and Barf, all at the same time. Like "Shit Barf"
Oh No! I ate some "Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef" And i have to-- *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* OH SHIT *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
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Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.
Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)
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poop a shot

The act of putting grapes in your girlfriends butthole and she then proceeds to shoot them out of her butt into your mouth
I was only 2 for 10 on poop a shot last night
by Kbeeezy February 01, 2025
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