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penis porch 

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch
Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

Penis Worm 

The Worm that enters and exits the hole of the penis.
Hey i have a penis worm do You ?
Penis Worm by Monkey789 April 30, 2022

Penis envy 

When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing
Wife: I can’t stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
Penis envy by -dipshit May 3, 2022

Penis enlargement pills 

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain
"You want penis enlargement pills" -pennywise the crackhead

Penis enlargement pills 

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain
You want penis enlargement pills

penis maggot 

when a maggot enters ur penis
ahh i got a penis maggot