penis wad

A penis that has been tied into a knot which may or may not include the scrotum. Also used when describing a person who is similarly mixed up and causing some form of annoyance.

Damn it Matthew you penis wad, this is the third time this week you messed up the money.

by Jonathan Gunz February 20, 2005

Penis Pie

When a person becomes far too into oral sex and bites down on the penis, causing the man to scream whilst she's nomming away on penis pie!

Girl: i had penis pie last night
Other girl: poor guy

by helen kelles January 26, 2011

penis dicker

Verb. - The action of one who ues their penis to worsen the state of another.

Noun. -one who takes an eviscerated penis and places his dick inside that penis, and then proceeds to have sex with a woman. That woman is said to have been double cocked in this case.

Verb- "Feldman is constantly penis dicking. it makes me very uncomfortable. "

Noun- "I dont know if his girlfriend will ever forgive him for being a penis dicker."

by wowblox May 17, 2006

Penis in a cup

A very hurtful name you use to call someone. The tool you use to remove virginity is inserted into cup, other known as the mouth.

1) George W. Bush.
1) Your Mom

Stop being a penis in a cup.

by Yeswecanobama December 16, 2008

Penis Cracker

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Wenis penis

A bitch ass homosexual male who enjoys cold hard penis inserted in the anal area....

Oh this wenis penis that sits in front of me enjoys anal insertation

by Jesus christ August 31, 2004

Adopted Penis

An adopted penis aka. an adopted cockteaser, is ANY broad that is born from a country in Europe... called "Romania". These type of broads will fuck you up in every possible way, such as cock teasting, lying and decieving. These broads are a human waste and should be further disposed.

"HEY,! RAMZI did you see that adopted penis walk by?"

by Matthew D'Amore November 26, 2006