I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.

Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Butters

A way to describe someone who is fat or ugly

Gertrude: “Look at this pic of this guy I’m chirpsing to”
Tatiana: “Oh Gerty!!! He is totally butters!!!”

by Gertrude Syn-Clare November 21, 2019

Man Butter

It represents a man’s cum

Man A: I love having man butter on me.
Man B: Wha- that’s gay...
Man A: You know it *wink*
Man B: *disturbed silence*

by ✨🦖ChiBby🦖✨ September 25, 2019

Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying

friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms

by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023

Nutter Butter

The process of inserting ones testis into another’s anal canal fallowed by the masturbation and ejaculation of the aggressor onto the participant’s posterior (though unnecessary it is preferred that the excrement irrigate downward into the furrow of the participant’s buttocks).

I gave her the nutter butter for her birthday now it’s the only way I can seem to please her.

by MrMaxtremo May 7, 2011

knat butter

The butter like substance that accumulates on a male dogs penis that attract knats

The knat butter on your dogs dick is attracting alot of knats

by Bubbakush112 April 19, 2018