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John-Evan 

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
John-Evan by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022

John Cena 

You can't see John Cena
John Cena by UltimateDoge August 1, 2022

John mayonnaise birdboy 

A goofy 3 foot 1 non gade drinker
Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy

John Philip Sousa 

The absolute GOAT of all marches that could and ever will exist
John Philip Sousa created the Sousaphone because he was too lazy to march with a tuba.
John Philip Sousa by Veroli October 13, 2022

john straube 

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny
hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube
john straube by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022
A John with a last name "Ryoo" that perfectly shows his Korean origins. He loves swearing and his brain is much older than his body. He never gets mad and always jokes in the worst time possible. He is intredpid and is somehow reckless but not in a bad way. Lastly, he is tall, he is tough, and looks like a gangster. He has the look of a cigarette addict, achoholic, but isn't one.
Hey look! It's that John Ryoo that always make dirty jokes! Runnnnn!
John Ryoo by notjohnryoo October 27, 2022