The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.

Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!

by awesomemannn September 23, 2021

John

John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.

Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John!
Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny

by The chopped onion May 19, 2025

louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

John Cena

Missionary position every single night

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead

by Bakerman14 August 27, 2021

John Doe

The Roblox player who is not a bad guy but people believe he is and try to kill him with guns.But he soon turned into a hacker.

That man is being a John Doe.

by grim reaper reaper January 22, 2020

John Bean

John bean is the number 1 mongo in edenmore, some believe that he fell asleep while robbin a gaff eating a ham sambo on the counter

If you want a kid

Ask John Bean
Hes around the corner

by KiddyFidler101 February 14, 2021

wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.

-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

“Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”

by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023