ass tourette's

when someone has uncontrollable explosions out of their ass!

Nick: Dustin, you've farted like 1,000 times today!

Dustin: I can't help it I suffer from ass tourette's!

Dude, Jeremy has been farting all day. I think he may suffer from ass tourette's.

Did you hear that Nick went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with ass tourette's!

by Poopy stink butt January 27, 2010

Ass that Smiles

To be a great person who brings delight to the world.

Man, did you see that lady? She brings me so much joy. She's got an ass that smiles.

by trufrend June 8, 2009

Ass Wookie

Large, Very Hairy Mens ass, often a brother or uncle.

holy crap did you see his butt crack when he bent over? Marks got so much hair on his ass it looks like a Wookie. yea man Mark is a big Ass Wookie.

by Grimreaper8069 November 9, 2009

ass-mask

pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.

"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"

"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

ass gravity

Term used when climbing (indoors or outdoors) and having enough lower body weight, especially in the posterior, to make it difficult to go up and over outcroppings of (sometimes fake) rock. It is especially used among women who have a lower center of gravity and additional layers of fat (especially in the butt region) than men.

Used in phrases such as "Damn, my ass gravity will not let me up and over this overhang!". Or, "I'm really tired and my ass gravity is not helping".

by xymox1010 December 2, 2010

Ass Poutine

When a male ejaculates into the ass crack of his partner, and either the female or male then has the runs. The mixing of the two creates a substance that somewhat resembles the delicious Canadian delicacy.

Dude...last night I ate a huge dish of ass poutine.

by Barbara Hannink December 9, 2010

ass-fiasco

After having an assplosion or giving birth to a huge turd baby, you reach round to wipe yourself, but find there is not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up the mess which seems to have traveled EVERYWHERE and you are stranded for what seems to be eternity in the 13th ring of hell trying to clean up, but your efforts are fruitless and you have to shower.

I had an ass-fiasco on my hands........literally......

by Quills13 December 17, 2010