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Schrödinger's risky text 

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.
Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!
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Gamer's Bladder 

Being able to hold your pee for long periods of time.

Gamer's usually hold it through a whole game then go to the bathroom.
John hasn't gone to the bathroom for like a 4 hours.

Dude, John has a gamer's bladder.
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what's not to like? 

1. A declaration of complete approval, usually said after listing several qualities of the thing being approved; frequently used in an ironic or sarcastic sense. Popularized by sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld.

2. Title of a Hannah Montana song.
"He's tall, he's sweet, has a great sense of humor, and he has a great job - what's not to like?"

"Upset? Why would I be upset? We've totaled the car, we can't get out, we wrecked an orphanage, the cops are on the way, and we've got 3 kilos in the trunk! I mean, what's not to like?"

Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!

gentleman's wipe 

When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris. Variation of Gentlemen's Wipe.
1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentleman's wipe?

2. She was so hot I gave her a gentleman's wipe.

3. I gave her a gentleman's wipe like a true gent.

it's all about meee meee meee 

An idiom used when an observer notices their friend engaged in an extremely self-centered digression. Serves as a reality check. Inspired through the interactions of siblings: Charlene and Sherwin.
Sherwin: And then, at the tender age of 12, I got my black belt in teakwondo, and then I won a bunch of awards in school and soon you'll be calling me Dr. Sherwin.
Charlene: Well "it's all about meee meee meee" isn't it?

Kai's sister 

Any girl who's brother claims she "knows" people in London but is actually just giving head to gang members.
Person 1: "Be careful I'll get my sister

on you"
Person 2: "she just sucks off gang

members. She's such a Kai's sister
Kai's sister by The Cherubist August 4, 2018

BigHit's Legendary Trainee 

is a title given to TXT member Choi Yeonjun for always ranking 1st in all categories (rapping, singing, dancing) when he was a trainee at BigHit
"Yeonjun is so cool they call him as BigHit's Legendary Trainee"