Face Painter

A fan of a sports team who blindly supports them no matter what boneheaded moves the team makes. A face painter will call fans who criticize bad moves “fake fans” and “bandwagoners.” These are the fans who show up to games with their faces painted with team colors for every game, no matter the state of the dumpster fire.

Matt-“Cant believe Nate Stanley slipped past round 1”
Brandon-“Dude, he is ass. You are such a face painter.”

by Mousebagg1 February 25, 2021

Shit faced

When you get really Zooted off of juice boxes or a girl/boy shits on your face.

Bro I got so shit faced last night.

by Unknown gangsta March 31, 2021

Dillon Face

The face one makes when they are so upset about something, their lips pucker and eyebrows lower.

He was so mad, The Dillon Face was real!

by 44Rin April 14, 2021

Smoochy Face

A Smoochy Face is something a dog gets after sleeping pressed up against a pillow or smooshed under covers for a long nap. When they wake up their face hair stays all smooshed up in funny directions, hence Smoochy Face.

Oh my gosh Milo, look at your face - you have such Smoochy Face after that long nap!

by Mystwarien May 28, 2021

Perfect Face

The ideal result—as defined by the golden ratio—is roughly 1.6, which means a beautiful person's face is about 1 1/2 times longer than it is wide.

Wow, do you see Jordan's face? How wonderful it must be to have a perfect face!

by Don_Won April 29, 2021

cooper face

A face someone makes when a person thinks about someone named cooper or someone named cooper makes them laugh.

Did you see Mya's face. Oh yeah she had a total cooper face.

by JahMay🧆 May 8, 2021

The Face Nutter

An infamous god among men that is notorious for ejaculating on to the face of women all across the globe. Legends say that he is still out there today nutting on women's faces.

"Hey, have you heard? The Face Nutter actually exists!"
"NAHHHHH there's no way that shit's real. It's gotta be a myth."
"Believe what you want, but I aspire to be like him."

by BRWNBOY May 8, 2021