Y'all can't behave 

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.

Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀

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Y'all can't behave by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022

IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N 

When somebody calls you A NAME and you are never referred to NAME.

Someone who did the opposite in a song due to their serious H0M0PH0BIA.

It's an ACTUARIAL CHANGE where not even N0B0DY IS INV0LVED.

Listen you have to realize 'that name you said, " IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N.

Listen I admit openly I INDULGE IN MY 0WN ANAT0MY RECTUM ST0REH0USE GRAVITATI0NAL 0UT 0F B0WEL SHIT RECLYCLING as the , I HATE T0 SING A S0NG , J0HN F0GERTY AND CCR you just really messed up , as it should have been sang as being proud of your KINKY H0M0SEXUALITY , as now listen up, "IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N, IT AIN'T ME , I'M THE. F0RTUNATE S0N".

Dynamically speaking, "AIN'T WAS A VIOLATI0N 0F GRAMNATCAL USAGE and when it came into vogue culture commonly said usage as you will see later is patently acceptable, as , "I NEED SCOTCH TAPE. S0 I CAN XER0X THIS (CRAP)PY PH0T0STATIC D0CUMENT and the problem is UPPER ALPHABET C0UNTRY IS SINGING , " IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N , and with that said , " ST0P SAYING , "you are going to have to "G00GLE IT" , would that be "MICHAEL KORS , as G00FLE AR0UND , which is a very small partial derivative of A C0MPLETE M0N0P0LY done the correct way.

IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N by .MANDATORY SHITEATER September 22, 2022

This ain't my first rodeo 

Used to tell someone this ain't the first time you've done something.

When you're planning a sneaky night away with a hot bird. And you tell her we should use a taxi to the hotel instead of using own car and she replies..."yeah taxi, good thinking"

This ain't my first rodeo bhaat

This ain't my first rodeo by Buddahsquirtmiester September 25, 2022

Pulling an Auntie T 

When you smash into another vehicle in your driveway, without hitting the brakes. Like, not even a little bit.

Wow did you see her crash into that Expedition?! She pulling an Auntie T !

Pulling an Auntie T by Kptnkuku October 17, 2022

African't

A supposed "African American" who CAN'T prove their African lineage.

These African'ts are always talking about DNA tests, but never have documentation.

African't by dluxhighgrade October 22, 2022

Ain’t

The definition of AIN’T is to reject or say no to a question.

Example; Do you want to go to the store with me?

-I ain’t wanna go to the store.

Ain’t by my mom is literate November 12, 2022

Y’aren’t 

You are not

Y’aren’t allowed to get stuck anymore step sis

Y’aren’t by Kallutak December 25, 2022