Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011

Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.

by Bebebox January 1, 2012

bustin a muffin

When a person eats too much food and has a bloated stomach. Refers to a muffin top.

Kim: Khloe, you ate so much yesterday night

Khloe: Yea girl, i'm bustin a muffin

by Jermaine Dupree February 10, 2013

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

drop a muffin

Fart. Cut the cheese.

Whoa!.... did you drop a muffin?

by Ree Ree Horn January 13, 2014

Sexy Little Muffin

SEXY LITTLE MUFFIN / adjective / sek-see lit-ell muff-in

1. A woman that is extremely sexually appealing, exciting or attractive, small in size with an amazing body.

2. A small, attractive woman with a yummy body who is extremely sexy and skilled in giving erotic pleasure.

3. A woman of extreme sexual beauty that is sensual and most erotic, having a tight sexy body and a beautiful appearance.

She is a Sexy Little Muffin / You are a Sexy Little Muffin
The first time I saw her I thought "now there's a Sexy Little Muffin"
You are a beautiful Sexy Little Muffin

by Nilrem May 10, 2016

little french muffin

A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.

Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.

by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016