YOUR MOM

It is seriously what the word. Your mom
Also a lame way that kids (sadly sometimes adults make come backs
Ik weird huh
THis generation is messed up

I hate you
Your mom

by jksfjkjskldfjkldjfkljsdljflksa November 27, 2018

Your mom

Often used as an insult. I'll make examples of both but your mom is often used as an insult or compliment about someones mom. Or just straight up making fun of you and/or mom.

Good use:

Friend: Hey man! Your mom is pretty cool!
Person: Thanks, she is the best!

Bad use:

Bully: Dude, I f##ked your mom

Example #2

Bully #2: Your mom is gay!

by Weirdly specific November 29, 2018

your mom

your mom

your mom gay

by Jake Brand November 30, 2018

ur mom

the most insulting comeback, it can be used in any and all situations.

emma: my dog said he's already tracer
johnny: ur mom
emma: dies of hurt feelings

by Imreallygayy December 2, 2018

Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom

Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.

Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15

by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018