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mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...
Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.
by TpaShocker April 13, 2013
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Mexican John

A racial derogatory term used to describe someone who is Mexican or Mexican descent. It has been used since the 40s ever since the Mexicans came over as a minority to seek for jobs to make money. John in spanish is Juan but white people use Mexican John instead.
Guy 1: I notice there is a new Mexican John across the street.

Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.
by Dragónverde December 1, 2018
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Mexican Breakfast

Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.
by Dabbler_Smurf July 7, 2018
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Mexican Pool Party

When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.
He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.
by combatvet2008 November 7, 2010
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Eric the Mexican Randall

a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
by Daddysmerk September 8, 2015
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mexican hammer

Maria says she like mexican hammer's
by Miguellito123 July 5, 2016
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