Poe's Corollary

"It is impossible for an act of Fundamentalism to be made that SOMEONE won't mistake for a parody."

Fundamentalist: "God killed all of the babies and little kids in the Flood because he loves them all."

Normal Person #1: "All right, I'm calling Poe's Law."

Normal Person #2: "Nope, this nut is for real. Poe's Corollary."

by Sleeker August 17, 2008

That's pretty it

Another way to say "That's it", "That's pretty much it", and "That's all" etc.

Cherry: *Talks about a certain topic*
Arinsu: So what happened next, kitten?
Cherry: That's pretty it, Master.

by Arinsu October 6, 2021

Sorcerer's Plague

A very painful STD. It is thought to be a variant of the clap and commonly found in frat boys that attended colleges in the Palouse region of Washington/Idaho. Common side affects are itching, burning during urination, and shrinking of the genitalia.

Me: Yo Kevin, I noticed you were screaming when you took a piss. What's the deal dog?
Kevin: It ain't nuthin my man... just a case of the Sorcerer's Plague I got from a sorority girl when I went to U of I!

by OliverClothesoff_ID August 15, 2018

Schrödinger's risky text

From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.

Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.

Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.

Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.

Strive: Nerd!

by Blurrific March 19, 2020

Gamer's Bladder

Being able to hold your pee for long periods of time.

Gamer's usually hold it through a whole game then go to the bathroom.

John hasn't gone to the bathroom for like a 4 hours.

Dude, John has a gamer's bladder.

by Omgitsallama May 16, 2010

what's not to like?

1. A declaration of complete approval, usually said after listing several qualities of the thing being approved; frequently used in an ironic or sarcastic sense. Popularized by sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld.

2. Title of a Hannah Montana song.

"He's tall, he's sweet, has a great sense of humor, and he has a great job - what's not to like?"

"Upset? Why would I be upset? We've totaled the car, we can't get out, we wrecked an orphanage, the cops are on the way, and we've got 3 kilos in the trunk! I mean, what's not to like?"

Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!

by smendler July 28, 2010

gentleman's wipe

When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris. Variation of Gentlemen's Wipe.

1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentleman's wipe?

2. She was so hot I gave her a gentleman's wipe.

3. I gave her a gentleman's wipe like a true gent.

by Brendan7891 March 7, 2012