Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.

I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.

by Morch81 November 6, 2018

John

There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,

A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.

The memories you’ll make with this guy

(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm

This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I

Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.

by Coddleswod April 23, 2022

John Stewart

Upcoming rising star with gibraltars finest, Also leads the Cathcart boys to victory with his prestigious coaching and extreme training methods to achieve perfection, his favourite player is starlet Goalkeeper CK who saves all the shots and scores only bangers

Ginger John Stewart is a wank

by CFootMafia June 24, 2021

John Queer

1. John Deere went woke and caved to Larry Fink!
2. What happens when you embrace DEI crap at your company.

Yo guys you heard about John Deere? They went WOKE now they are known as John QUEER! Time to boycott!

by Wise White Man July 11, 2024

John Maloney

Fucking legend and a proper fighting man

There’s John maloney

by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021

john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 11, 2023

John Radiohead

John Radiohead is the visionary behind the iconic band Radiohead. As the sole member, he has single-handedly crafted a diverse and influential discography that has captivated audiences worldwide. John Radiohead is rarely seen in public due to his devout hatred of rock music and efforts to avoid it. John Radiohead is truly regarded as the most influential artist of our time.

Tom: Wow I love the Amnesiac album so much.
York: Did you know that John Radiohead played every instrument on the album?
Tom: What!!! That's crazy, John Radiohead is so talented!

by bxrp January 27, 2025