tooth penis

A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.

Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!

(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010

God's Penis

A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!

Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.

Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.

Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.

Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!

by Leoskiess June 27, 2011

small penis

something that you probably have if youre on urban DICKtionary (i just came up with that omg)

"man, just by looking at him, you know hes got a small penis!"

by b for bitch March 27, 2021

penis sneeze

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.

wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.

by sackhead May 31, 2011

Penis Ferry

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

1) Ken you fucking Penis Ferry
2) Oh my god you are a complete penis ferry
3) I transport penis in my penis ferry

by Smegson P Donnohugh October 20, 2008

Gay Penis

A penis that springs for a man, despite whether the person is gay or straight.

Ah fuck, I wanna tap Angelina, but my gay penis wants to bang Adam.

by LilJPezzy September 13, 2016

comkc's penis

microscopic tool, its needle-like precision is invaluable for cutting rare stones

The hope diamond was perfectly cut using ComKC's penis.

by ComKC October 23, 2003