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Your mom

Often used as an insult. I'll make examples of both but your mom is often used as an insult or compliment about someones mom. Or just straight up making fun of you and/or mom.
Good use:

Friend: Hey man! Your mom is pretty cool!
Person: Thanks, she is the best!

Bad use:

Bully: Dude, I f##ked your mom

Example #2

Bully #2: Your mom is gay!
by Weirdly specific November 29, 2018
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your mom

your mom
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ur mom

the most insulting comeback, it can be used in any and all situations.
emma: my dog said he's already tracer
johnny: ur mom
emma: dies of hurt feelings
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Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018
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Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom
Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay
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Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.
Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15
by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018
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A butt load of mom bomb

When you have a cool mom and her comebacks are LIT!!! A butt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school
$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break

Mom: why will you be standing behind me?

Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb
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