meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender October 7, 2008

meat brah

When someone does something stupid or makes a fool of him/her self.

My friend tripped and fell flat on his face. We all went up to him and yelled meat brah!

by Soultrain Johnson March 29, 2009

Meat Grin

A grin that is full of nasty food particles.

" Sally just looked at me after eating her sandwich and she had a meat grin; Food was all stuck up in her braces."

by PlasticSheep December 16, 2008

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.

John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!

by ebonix101 January 8, 2014

meat cast

A term used in reference to safe sex or the use of a condom.

Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."

by KellyCakes22 January 22, 2014

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

by TeethMeat February 10, 2014