by tuggiespecialist69 December 06, 2022
When your breast implants hurt so bad and are so botched and you’re so broke so you DoorDash surgical instruments and de-boob yourself in the bathtub.
Stacey, I think I need you to help me with a DIY De-Boob Job stat. My knockers feel like mangled sacks of congealed sweet and sour sauce.
by Tammieb126 May 30, 2022
A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.
"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"
by Kitchen captain May 26, 2016
by derulais July 24, 2022
A Georgia Girl Hand-Job is when a girl who does not know how to give a hand job, plays rock, paper, scissors with a penis. Usually this jostles the balls and causes extreme pleasure and pain. The female will most likely win. The male will usually slap her with his penis afterwards and call her a harlot because she is bad at giving handjobs.
Dude 1-Oh my gosh, last night this chick game me a Georgia Girl Hand-Job
Dude 2- No way bro, is your junk allright?
Dude 1- Not really, she won.
Dude 2- No way bro, is your junk allright?
Dude 1- Not really, she won.
by Linda has a penis on her leg September 24, 2011
The process of two guys recieving oral sex from different girls while being in the same room with each other. It is truely a bonding experience.
by Slowride1992 February 03, 2011