God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.

Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee May 22, 2018

God is dead

A saying that Means God It's not all a part of Man Kind anymore

It is sad but God is dead

by 459395 March 14, 2022

sewer gods

a god that does not give two fucks about you. you pice of shit

sacrifice him to the sewer gods

by sewer gods April 8, 2019

forehead god

The mightyest God of all. He is made out of 1 large one in the middle(Tim) and 4 smaller ones around him.

Praise the Forehead God.

by Foreheads no. 1 March 25, 2019

THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD

ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE

YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY

by H3IIY3ah July 29, 2022

God of war ragnarok

God Of War Ragnarok is a game, a game that gamed like no other game before.

Bro1:Hey bro wanna play God of war ragnarok

Bro2:smooch me right now

Bro1:bet

by Boylikefringpan143 April 22, 2024