greasy cunt

A vagina becomes very greasy after getting a mexican dick shoved into it.

Derek Lacey's vagina is so greasy that when he gets a high temp he can deep fry a turkey in that bitch.

by snaggLe December 27, 2004

Cunt Shop

The act of looking for women to hook up with, in a place where you can purchase things, like a grocery store or mall.

Jon: Hey Rig, want to go cunt shopping soon?
Rig: Yeah dude! Let's go to the mall this saturday, plenty of cunts there :)
Jon: Maybe afterward we can cunt rape them!

by JonOnDrugs June 12, 2010

Cunt Bread

1. The white gross spawn that is seen in, on, or around the vagina. Medical professionals like to call it yeast infection.

2. Anybody that is as disgusting and vile as the white gooey grossness that can be found in, on, or around the the vagina of a person with yeast infection.

1. Dood we couldn't screw last night because she had cunt bread.

2. That piece of fucking cunt bread is going to die!

by Hiny May 6, 2007

cunt weasel

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.

DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!

by Sean Doyle January 9, 2009

Cunt Rag

A female who looks more like Gimli, Son of Gloin, than any other human.

That manipulating and controlling bitch is the worst cunt rag ever.

by For Rohan! April 24, 2008

Cunt Puppet

A person who is a total fucking useless waste of skin; a complete fucking slut; someone who carries more STD's then Teeth.

Katie: You are a useless father.
Me: Shut the Fuck up Cunt Puppet!

by YT (Yours Truly) February 4, 2009

Cunt Bike

Typically known as a Sportster. It's a vehicle NOT meant for men. It is the equivelant of a Geo Tracker. If you were to ride a cunt bike alone, then other people would wonder why you didn't take the time to let your boyfriend ride bitch, so he wouldn't have to take the bus to the Gay Bar that he works at. See also, Ninja 250.

Jimmy dumped his cunt bike while his boyfriend was giving him a handjob.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009