Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Grant's Cake

Grant likes some cake. Especially ones by his dad. It makes him feel bloated.

Damn Grant's Cake is impressive don't you think so?

by _y.kim October 11, 2020

dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)

person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr

by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022

Caked!

The action of getting cake all over your face is called being ‘Caked’. A exclamation mark (!) is added if it’s from another person or if it is a prank.

Me : “you got Caked!”
Friend : “aww man, now I have cake all over my face…”

by CakedPie June 4, 2022

nyah cake

The best thing ever

She is like totally Nyah cake.

by Cake boss 8488 March 31, 2017

Shake the cakes

Exercising.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.

“What you doing right now?”
“I’m at the gym, trying to shake the cakes”

by Ba2kie August 10, 2024

Cake Hoe

A girl who is not very attractive, that puts a lot of makeup on to compensate for how ugly they are, along with their awful personality.

Adam- Hey bro did you see Ally at the party last night, she’s a god damn cake hoe
Trevor- Yeah once she takes off her makeup she’ll go back to being super ugly along with her huge forehead.

by Cowboy from RamRanch June 17, 2019