During the act of anal sex the compressing of the penis against feces occurs. The excrement then becomes compacted into a hardened "Ass Diamond".
Yesterday morning Latoya shit an "Ass Diamond" that ripped her ass apart.
My friend Jake has been making "Ass Diamonds" all morning because of his late night over at the frat house.
My friend Jake has been making "Ass Diamonds" all morning because of his late night over at the frat house.
by The Ass Burglar October 12, 2012
Get the Ass Diamonds mug.any surface at around ass level that serves as a make shift seat. Common types of ass shelves are window sills, arms of chairs, any sort of ledge, and if your creative your friends. As the word "shelf" suggests in the term, ass shelves serve as the perfect place to store your ass when a regular chair just won't do the trick.
Queefy: " Oh hey, who would have known that your arm would make such a great seat! I could sit here for days."
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "
by PresOfDaFriends June 18, 2011
Get the ass shelf mug.A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.
by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007
Get the ass noodles mug.When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.
The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.
by willdbeast May 2, 2006
Get the ass baby mug.Occurs when you sit on a pubic or office toilet that is gender specific for men and the toilet seat is warm, hot or sticky from the man that just left.
Normally an unused office toilet is cold to the touch but a man ass toilet seat is warm, hot, or sticky.
by ecabrera1 October 27, 2008
Get the man ass mug.An oily, wet, sometimes lumpy secretion which becomes plastered,...no..pasted, between the cheeks of your ass, and in the worst cases, oozes out of the crack near the satchel and skid marks your underwear, and if your wearing slacks, them too. Condition can bring on an uncomfortable rash, butt cheek pimples, and the dreaded festering lump around your underwear leg band.
by Pierce-a-cola February 5, 2008
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by supremecourtier March 9, 2005
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