A Gym Bro is an absolute chad who lives most of his life in a perpetual cycle of gains. The only words in his vocabulary are Protein, Bro, Gains, Chest, Shoulders, Lats, Bench,Cut, Bulk, and Creatine. A gym bro is also often found in a never ending state of itchiness from his Pre Workout addiction. Gym bros are also typically in constant state of body dysmorphia (until he gets a pump, of course) You can spot a gym bro in the wild wearing a oversized black hoodie in the winter and a stringer tank top in the summer with airpods and a blender bottle.
"Dude, did you see the guy buying protein powder and creatine in bulk at costco, he must be such a gym bro."
by Existing Hooman January 9, 2024
Get the Gym Bromug. A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.
*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*
Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?
Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?
Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024
Get the As Long As Your Happy Bromug. A bro broad is a female that acts, talks, looks like a dude. you can find these masculin women in mountain town snowboard parks or motocross reaces some occasionally look good but with the floppy hat and shades they could very well be a lifty at your local mountain.
by dutch7 October 27, 2010
Get the Bro Broadmug. by AngstCrescendo April 9, 2022
Get the bro fuclemug. Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.
by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023
Get the Bro-gurtmug. Couples have Valentine’s Day,mothers have Mother’s Day,fathers have Father’s Day,single women have international womens day.on the 15th of may it’s bros day where you celebrate with your bros and tell them you love them
Fred:Hey dude it’s National Bro’s Day.
Jeff:What’s that
Fred:it’s where you show appreciation and love to your bro
Jeff:What’s that
Fred:it’s where you show appreciation and love to your bro
by The connoisseur January 16, 2022
Get the National Bro’s Daymug. Bro Code is a sacred set of rules among men AKA the ‘bro’ community with a wide variety of rules.
Such as:
Rule 1. Bros before hoes
Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed
Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners
Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro
Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
Such as:
Rule 1. Bros before hoes
Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed
Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners
Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro
Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
‘Phone rings’
Cole: “hello?”
Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”
Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up
Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”
Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”
Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”
Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
Cole: “hello?”
Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”
Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up
Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”
Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”
Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”
Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
by Cole BB December 2, 2020
Get the Bro Codemug.