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Philly Cheese Fry 

During a blowjob, when a penis is covered with both cum and pee.
Josh: Dude, I gave Mary a Philly Cheese Fry last night.

grundle cheese fondue 

The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.
I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.

Trojan Cheese Curd

1. a silent, but deadly, that WILL kill. And kill every one in a two mile vicinity.
Gramma's demise was the result of a Trojan Cheese Curd, courtesy of Kaine. He's on trial, now.

sudanese cheese 

A sexual move in which a woman places around 3 teaspoons of shredded cheese ( preferably Gorgonzola) in her vagina, and then gets penetrated by her male partner.
Male 1: Hey man, did you give her the Cleveland Steamer last night?
Male 2: Nah, we went for the Sudanese Cheese and were not dissapointed.
sudanese cheese by thesexpert June 19, 2014

Girl cheese date 

The act of two persons performing sexual intorcourse with their mouthes.
I took my girlfriend on a girl cheese date.

Wisconsin Cheese Plate 

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.
We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.