National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)

Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?

by Davidwebb99 May 2, 2021

Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.

I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.

by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021

layer cake

another word for a splif. tobacco and weed stuffed much like cake and frosting

"what you rolling up brother"
"shhhh, I'm baking a layer cake!"

by rorothefool May 9, 2021

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

A mixture of foods that is bound to kill any creature that eats it

" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake killed my dog"

by chickenP0X_box July 7, 2022

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

Give her some cake

Give her some time / fat on the sides

She’s not here yet : cmon man give her some cake

by Catchathisarvo July 12, 2022