John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.

John Hawkins is not from the hood

by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019

Perfect John

weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.

Look at that perfect John he can do anything right.

by Nightmares Are Real May 3, 2019

John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow

Look it’s the weird kid John Wood

by ?,? May 13, 2019

St john rigby

Denise is kewl, thats all

At. St john rigby, Denise is the best

by Makingwordsinnit May 14, 2019

John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

by A Kylie December 2, 2019

John

Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.

Oh yes John 🥵

by Daddy Swedosh December 2, 2019

John chua

John has fine ass and great tits he’s got a great Ching personally . She’s Chinese and thinks he can use the n word little does he know he has and never will be giving permission to use the n word. He’s best friends with Obama and lactates all the time. He’s a sensitive guy who can probably fit a whole..... up there.

He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.

He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles

John means my dogs don’t have a name. Actually his name is Gucci

John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room

by My actual name is John December 5, 2019