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Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.
Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.
by Tonytoys July 27, 2016
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foot fetish guy

Crazy Neighbor That once you invite into your home will suck on the nearest female's foot
by Pitata October 12, 2017
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Fat guy socks

Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.
Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire
by Meatythigh November 9, 2021
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Hiatus Guy

a alternate name for Family Guy due to the show keeps getting hiatus breaks after airing some of the episodes then takes weeks or months just to air another episode.
Family Guy going on a hiatus? should call it Hiatus Guy.
by Anonymous1_1 March 15, 2022
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Guy Best friend

A person that you can trust. A person that doesn't make you feel that you're alone at anytime. You can never run out of things to talk about because he always wants to hear you. You can text all day and night and he will never get bored of you (except when you start acting like a crazy bitch, he'll laugh then it'll get old after you do it multiple times.) He has great taste in music. You both have so much in common but at the same you guys are very different and that's what makes you guys's friendship the best. He supports you even if you want to make rules for the friendship or Make a silly little playlist so that you can listen to it when you guys want to remember each other. He most likely will be a really cool drummer and you'd be an also really cool clarinetist. You guys will most likely become besties in like 2 hours because you guys have a bond even though you guys have never seen each other. When you first see him it'll probably be the best coincidence ever, and you'll realize that he's even sweeter in person. When he's tired he'll look at your messages then sleep to make you feel like he cares about what you want to say, he'll lose sleep to talk to you. He's going to make you feel like that you're appreciated and accepted. He's going to Stan you and make you feel like you're the most important person to him. In conclusion get a guy best friend he'll make you feel alive, but if you got 100 guy friends mine's always gonna be the best.
Girl Bestie: you're the best guy best friend I could ever ask for. :)
Guy Bestie: OMG THANK YOU!!!
by A Clarinet ..... November 17, 2020
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Strife Theory Guy

Famous CatchPhrase - “My Hair Is Still Wet”
Goated ro wrestling guy
Aiden Kingston’s number one fan
GPW Chairman Guy
EWE World Heavyweight Champion
SBW Executive Guy
by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022
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