Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer

avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you

by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022

Double suck maneuver

A.) When someone sucks so bad they suck twice

Matt sucks at sucking at life so bad that it is the double suck maneuver

by KrisdoubleEdee December 5, 2013

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Suck friend

A friend who sucks.

Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022

parents suck

What every teenager thinks

TEENAGER: My parents suck

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Circle suck

When someone gets on both and proceeds to suck your dick. The term circle suck comes when you lift them off their legs and start rotating them around in a vertical motion while they’re still mouthed to your dick.

Otis was talking shit so I told him to get on both, and I’ll help him circle suck me

by JoeBidenIsAcommunist November 22, 2020