Ok this is my life now

When someone or an animal just gives up and accepts their circumstances

Guy: falls into hole
Same guy: ok this is my life now

by ObjectingFurry January 14, 2020

Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

I’m pretty sure the elites are close to this.

I wonder what other technology they are hiding. Hmn. Brain transplantation into other bodies?

Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

(jews etc)

If I don’t get over the GED I’m going to be stuck for life. I need something that will end my torment. I need something more structured.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021

knife and drain your life

drain gang

person 1: BLADEE DRAIN GANG TAKE A KNIFE AND DRAIN YOUR LIFE
person 2: please leave me alone you’ve been following me for half an hour

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Alien sent by cyber life

Someone who has too many children consisting of anime and videogame characters

Hey she has 50558 kids and their all anime
She’s such an alien sent by cyber life

by Mad boi 69 February 2, 2021

My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

by Dordobolong March 30, 2021

Real Life Auto correct

Real Auto Correct also Know as RAC is when your otp with a Female Or With one of your boys an You Say something But it comes Out Different Just Like Auto Correct But way worse most of the time when RAC happens you Say Sum Fucked Up or Just weird DONT TRY TO TAKE OUR SHIT LAMES.
-AlexnBrycon ✍️

“Foo Your gay asf” Mybad Myboy That was Real Life auto Correct .
“Ima Tryna be up in your BestFriends guts “
My bad dawg Yk I meant I just Wanna Hug

by AlexnBryson-_- January 27, 2020

Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter

A super cute video game on the Nintendo DS released in 2009 with a super depressing ending in Version 1.0. In Version 2.0., 5th Cell fixed the fucked up ending because North American kids would've been freaked out.

Why does Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter have such a sad ending??

by anonymous200020 June 26, 2022