where the fuck are you

Meaning where are you but in a frustrated or angry way.

Josh, where the fuck are you?!

by Flower456 May 20, 2017

Have you heard?

The fastest way known to break into song and dance about a bird, and that the so called bird, is in fact the word.

1. Have you heard? Whats that? You mean you haven't heard? I was under the impression that everyone had heard? Heard what? THAT THE BIRD IS WORD, B-B-B- BIRD BIRD BIRD, B-BIRD IS THE WORD

by JerryDuke April 1, 2009

You forgot Poland

A sad excuse for an arguement given by a incumbant President trying desperatly to escape his dismal record.

While a "You forgot Poland" comment seems true, in reality the event never actually happened in the first place.

A "You forgot Poland" comment is weak and a sign of desperation because even if it *did* happen as claimed, it would still be a really weak and practically meaningless point.

Person A: "Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better."

Person B: "Well, actually, he forgot Poland"

(Person B has failed to realize that Poland was not actually in the group that "went in". Only in August of 2003 did Poland finally send troops, and it really had no effect anyway, merely a token, noncombat force.)

by Watchful Eye October 1, 2004

I cut you

I shall harm you with a bladed object, preferrably with a "switchblade" or a "butterfly knife".

Tony: Jim, you be a dumbass!
Jim: I cut you!

by Donnie "P" McEwan January 23, 2004

you best believe

you best believe means that you better believe it, i’m not lying. if you say “you best believe” you are obviously telling the truth

john: what happened at carols party?
suzan: you best believe everyone was hammered

by farmerjessie December 7, 2018

I'll Be Watching You

The most succesful stalker known to man.

Every breath you take/ Every move you make/ I'll be watching you

by Patricko86 November 14, 2011

I Respect You For That

What a guy will say to a girl when he finds out she's a virgin. It seems nice and he wants to seem like he has good intentions when he's frustrated that it will be hard if not impossible to sleep with the girl.

Boy: So how far have you gone?
Girl: I'm a virgin...
Boy: Oh, that's okay. I respect you for that

by insaneeelaine April 11, 2010