Clark Middle School

A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.

Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?

Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?

Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?

Sam : yes, that was me

*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.

by Hillbillybuck June 22, 2017

Northbridge Middle

A school in which There is drug trafficing more trafficing constant cases of assalult and harassment, drug trafficing and fights. Brutal fights. Not to mention the pupils are constantly making out and hooking up, and getting into relationships too young. Its not like their mormon. over all this school needs major but i think it all comes down to one problem, liberals. Think about it, the liberals let ppl in and out or border with drugs which responds to my problem with drug trafficing. as for assault and harrasment, well look no further then Bill Clinton, harrasing people sexually. As for relationships too young thats their parents problem, a majority of which are in fact liberal. I would never let my daughter get into a relationship middle school age and im a conservative so liberals are the problem and have to go.

At Northbridge middle heroin can be bought in 32oz mayo bottles if you ask the cafeteria workers in the correct way

by TonkerBall November 22, 2017

The middle of the Urban Dictionary

The Center of the Urban Dictionary, where as long as people write more posts, sooner or later every definition will be in the exact center of the Urban Dictionary one day. As long as definitions aren't rejected.

"I can't wait until my definition makes it to the middle of the Urban Dictionary! Oh wait, it got rejected :("

by Anonymous Dankster December 2, 2017

Amery Middle School

Druggies, and hoes

Those kids must be from amery middle school

by OOfTYEe#t December 9, 2017

monticello middle school

Where everybody has sex with everybody the see. Popular people think the can send nudes ever day and boys jerk off to those sluts. Oh and everybody in there is fake.

I went to Monticello Middle school and got a STD.

by AnonymousBITCH668764 May 9, 2018

Ashland middle school

Ashland middle school is one the worst places to be. Sure, it’s better than the other middle schools Ashland Oregon but as soon as you enter those heavy doors you will want to get out. It’s packed with skater kids that harass you everywhere you turn. The popular girls are just hoes that tastefully show their bra without getting dresscoded. Anyone that plays sports at ams is super competitive, if you have a PE class with someone that plays a sport at Ashland middle school, you’re skrewed. For the most part everyone is normal... except for the kids that think talking about rape is funny. I almost forgot about the drama kids!! The drama kids are their own breed mainly because most of them grew up in Ashland Oregon, which is best known for the Oregon Shakespeare festival. They all tamale acting very seriously and are die hard musical fans... never mess with a drama kid. The teachers Ashland middle school are somewhat tolerable But that all depends on what y’all you’re in although they are clearly split up by who is the smartest. The worst thing about ams is the educational assistants Aka EA’s. They are the worst, they spend the whole hunting down kids to get trouble even if you are the perfect kid you will at one point get in trouble by these EA’s
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at

Ooohh I get it now

Get what?

You go to Ashland middle school.

by Sackpant June 6, 2018

Stevens Middle School

Rectangles, circles, ovals, triangles, and E.

You're Sh*t

No, Stevens Middle School is

by BiB NiBBa June 15, 2018