meat buoy

noun, a gluttonous human that gourges themself to the point where they cant keep their food on thier plate and will not move; suggesting they would be floating in a sea of their own food like a buoy in the ocean

your such a meat buoy andre, you cant even keep the sausage from your pizza off the floor

by samuraianimated January 7, 2008

Meat Sleeves

Arms that resemble giant over-packed sausage links.

"She wrapped her MEAT SLEEVES around a carton of smokes and bag of cheesy poofs."

by MrSalamander May 6, 2008

Meat Thief

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.

John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.

by Sickmanseth May 6, 2008

wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008

meat it

some half chink half nigger
that beats old lady's and fucks little girls
but know one could be as hood as him
nah wut eye mean

meat it is a faggot that is a h00d gang banger

by b-ran the enfamous June 24, 2008

meat recker

(noun): one who consumes large amounts of meat in one or more seatings. meat is always eaten violently. all meat is good, but mainly the fattier meats are preferred. Pork and Beef are #1 and #1a. chicken substitutes only in absence of 1 and 1a.

when fishing in lake champlain, i witnessed TEAM MEAT RECKER eat 10lbs of botto's italian sausage in less than 5days.

by TMR,nj October 7, 2008