meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus

i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking

by fapper20 May 05, 2009

Thumpin on his meat

Beating your girlfriend and or wife.

Drish: Hey where has Tom been
Robably: He went to jail for thumpin on his meat. I called the cops so she didn't end up hurt too bad.
Drish: Oh no! I hope she is ok.

by April 28, 2023

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender August 12, 2008

Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024

Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.

I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Meat rose

Meat rose - a prolapse rectum

I want to tongue punch your meat rose.
She dropped her panties and had the most beautiful blossoming meat rose.

by Gr33nninja July 02, 2019

Meat Mit

Large Hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove.

You have huge hands, they are like meat mits.

by tyler mccall February 09, 2007