kissing cousin 

A "kissing cousin" is any cousin that is not a first cousin. In most places in the world, first cousins may not have sex and have babies. But, in most cultures second cousins, and higher can have sex and babies. Degree of cousinship is determined by how many generations the shared ancestor is removed from the individual closest to the generation of the shared ancestor.

If we share the same grandparent we are first cousins, and therefore should avoid physical encounters with each other which might lead to sex. First cousins are NOT "kissing cousins." If we share the same great grandparent we are second cousins and are therefore able to kiss and do whatever we want, including having sex, and have babies together.

kissing cousin by Fredric Roe September 5, 2008

Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.

"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."

Rubber Bullet Kisses by D.E March 18, 2004

burnt kisser 

Slang for a person (usually a woman) with an ugly face.

Man she has a really hot body, too bad about her burnt kisser.

burnt kisser by Fred Garvin January 11, 2004

Naked Kisses 

A cute phrase for sex.

Let's go home for some naked kisses.

Naked Kisses by Coolest Bitch alive!!! January 7, 2011

Kissyfoot 

The world's first foot fetish prog band.

Wow! Kissyfoot are amazing - they kick ass!

Kissyfoot by Smillsoid May 29, 2008

kissed the curb 

a common move used by the mafia..when one dis respects or or owes money.. open the persons mouth put it on the curb and kick the back of there head

vinnie: HEY YOU OWE ME MONEY..NOW IM MAKING YOU KISS THE CURB

ANGELO: *crunch* HE KISSED THE CURB

kissed the curb by KIFFANY October 6, 2008

kissy booboo 

What a mommy does to their child when they have a booboo, this can be embarrassing for them if their friends are watching, and they are 17+.

Mom: "Aww, baby fell off de ramp on his skatey watey board, he gotta kissy booboo. Let mommy kiss it better baby."
Friend 1:Dude, you still get kissy booboos! You dork
Friend 2:Your fat mom will kiss it better. *laughs*
Steve: Don't you say that about my mommy
Friend 1: Mommy? What are you, 8?
Steve: I'm telling my mommy on you
Mom:baby need his diaper changed?
Friend 1: YOUR NOT POTTY TRAINED?
Steve: The potty is scawy.
Friends:HAHA!
Mom: Hello Baby, are these your friends?
Friend 1: Yeah,HAHA
Mom: Would you boys like to have a play date?
Friends: *smirk* Sure, HAHA!
Mom: Well, Stevey needs a nap around 1pm and his beddie buyes around 3:15 but he could have a late night,3:30pm.
Steve: Yay
Mom: But he gets cranky if he has a late night...
Steve: No mommy, wah! *kicks the air*
Mom: AWW no, Stevie is having a tantrum,guess baby can stAy up a little later...
Steve: I go?
Mom: OK
Friend2: Come on let's go.
Steve: Where go?
Friend 1: town
Steve: To mommy and me©? NO STUPID TO L8R Sk8er©
Steve: Big boy shop?
Friend 2: What a dork!
Friend 2: Look theirs Stacey
Friend 1: Oh no! Stacey will see HIM!
Friend 2: I know! *Throws into mommy and me©*
Friend 1: Hey Stacey, you look hot.
Stacey: WIERDO!
Friend2: Chill darling, we just kiss ya.
Stacey: Never! *Runs away, Bumps into Steve*
Steve: Hello
Stacey: I'm Stacey, wanna go get a soda?
Friend 2: Kissy booboo boy got Stacey!

kissy booboo by Batman_and_me March 10, 2014