Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

by amburned January 09, 2019

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Smack the bean

When the clit is as large as a lima bean and you smack it for sexual pleasure.

I can't wait to get home and smack the bean.

by Whoasking-_- November 05, 2021

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022

mx. bean

the third iteration of bean. they became this after transitioning from man to woman in the episode "here comes mrs. bean", and then finally settling to becoming nonbinary in the episode "where's the wrench, mx. bean?"

nonetheless, mx. bean is the same bean, portrayed by the same man.

mx. bean: ohh teddy
Heinz Original Beans in Tomato Sauce, 398mL: MAN! This is some good television!

by elsqued December 13, 2024

Nigga Beans

A very catchy phrase to say!

Person A: Nigga beans!
Person B: Whoa, how catchy. I will start saying this now.

by Phil Johnson 47 December 05, 2020