Ho-cake

When a person puts on so much makeup, it looks caked on, Usually involving a ho.

Bro did you see that ho-cake over there?

by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017

Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

super cakes

A really large, well-shaped buttox on a girl

Her booty is so fine, she has super cakes!!!!

by Tash3456 April 22, 2011

Power cakes

Strong and enviable glutes, often intended as a compliment

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”

by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023

Cake

And adjective describing something; cool, sick, rad, or awesome.

The concert last night was totally cake. You should've been there!

by Totally cake July 17, 2016

hoe cake

a hoe cake is wen a man and a woman flip positions during sex, (like how panCAKES are flipped).
usually disguised as making a real type of cake.

“me and my girlfriend made hoe cakes last night.”

by MFBenzyDictionary March 9, 2023

Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.

Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025