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Hug A Choccy Cake

Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.
Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013
mugGet the Hug A Choccy Cakemug.

strawberry pound cake

When a guy pounds a girl on her period, the resulting sauce is called strawberry pound cake
There is a shit ton of strawberry pound cake on the shower floor after I fuck you on your period
by Pound caker April 5, 2017
mugGet the strawberry pound cakemug.

California Butthole spice cake

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020
mugGet the California Butthole spice cakemug.

Busting Cakes

On-going release of large amounts of nasty gas while engaged in physical activity.
In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Busting Cakes.
by Max Coleman July 18, 2008
mugGet the Busting Cakesmug.

Cake

by Metaphorically August 10, 2023
mugGet the Cakemug.

dafudge cakes

A non-swearing way to say Da Fuck?!
plus it sounds delicious
"...So then i said dafudge cakes is wrong with you?!"
by TheRealCatastrophy April 25, 2016
mugGet the dafudge cakesmug.

Cake-daddy

A man who got that cake, a nice round ass.
Look at the ass on that cake-daddy over there. Mmmm, make you wanna slap your brother!
by Diane B. March 18, 2022
mugGet the Cake-daddymug.

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